Thursday, September 11, 2008

Tit' Tat

The diplomatic fall out from Morales' expulsion of that douchebag and US ambassador Philip Goldberg continues.

After Sean McCormack of the US State Department declared Morales had committed a "grave error" in expelling Goldberg, Hugo joined in solidarity and expelled his coup plotting yankee, Patrick Duddy (Duddy... really. Where do they find these guys?).

So now the US has decided to respond in kind by expelling Bolivia's ambassador Gustavo Guzmán (left), because Guzman... uh, well... because expelling Goldberg in the first place was "unjust" according to McCormack. Never mind Goldberg was caught secretly meeting with that racist separatist Ruben Costas and something about guns, liquor, whores...

Guzman did attend Lakota's declaration of independence from the US back in late 2007, so I guess that qualifies him as a subversive secession supporter as well... but no one payed any attention to those wacky Indians, complaining about still being poor and having all their land stolen or something. 'Didn't we kill off all those savage feather heads, like, when there were all those cowboys?'

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