Monday, February 09, 2009

Is Evo secretly Dr. Strangelove?

So I guess it was only a matter of time, but the Washington Times has finally connected the dots.

Iran is doing business with Bolivia. Bolivia has uranium. Bolivia's President Evo Morales is a scary "Indian peasant". Therefore, Evo is clearly supplying Iran's nuclear program.

We know this because conservative Bolivian businessmen don't like Evo, a Canadian consortium has uranium mining concessions, and "Venezuela's Mr. Chavez has openly backed Iran's nuclear ambitions and expressed interest in developing his own nuclear-energy program with technology from Russia."

If that does not make any sense to you, well, you can just shut up.


dv said...

One problem with this theory is that Iran has its own Uranium. said...

Gee, Duderino, don't you just HATE it when some people don't get satire?