Monday, February 09, 2009

Is Evo secretly Dr. Strangelove?

So I guess it was only a matter of time, but the Washington Times has finally connected the dots.

Iran is doing business with Bolivia. Bolivia has uranium. Bolivia's President Evo Morales is a scary "Indian peasant". Therefore, Evo is clearly supplying Iran's nuclear program.

We know this because conservative Bolivian businessmen don't like Evo, a Canadian consortium has uranium mining concessions, and "Venezuela's Mr. Chavez has openly backed Iran's nuclear ambitions and expressed interest in developing his own nuclear-energy program with technology from Russia."

If that does not make any sense to you, well, you can just shut up.

2 comments:

dv said...

One problem with this theory is that Iran has its own Uranium.

http://www.wise-uranium.org/upasi.html

www.thescarletpimpernel.info said...

Gee, Duderino, don't you just HATE it when some people don't get satire?