What evil terrorist organization is savage dictator Evo Morales now teaming up with to bring down Western civilization?
According to these hippy animal lovers, thanks to Morales' government, animal circuses are now banned in Bolivia. So no more whipping girrafes for entertianment people.
The Horror, the Horror! When will he stop making the rest of us look like dicks?
And as if that weren't enough, PETA is now working closely with the Bolivian government on the country's first national animal protection framework law. If the measure is adopted, it would make Bolivia a global leader in animal welfare.