Thursday, January 07, 2010

Grab your shovel, we got plundering to do!

Hey whitey, remember back when we went a little crazy five hundred years ago, raped two continents, and destroyed a half dozen civilizations because GOLD! my precious, Gold?

OK, but we are over that kind of petty materialism now. It was a fun story, but simple myth and legend. So if professional archeologists happen to discover the remains of a pre-Columbian civilization in the Amazon (because say modern agriculture is clear cutting the world's most diverse ecology), I am sure know no one will jump to any wild fantasies of believing it was some kind of legendary lost golden treasure city...


Ah, who are we kidding? We are just as gold crazy and racist as we've ever been! Grab you pick, sword, and compass, fortune and fame await us in the jungle. I bet they've got gold platted roads and super hot princess babes just waiting to jump our bones! Meet me in El Dorado.

3 comments:

Otto Rock said...

she is a cartoon babe though. Admit it.

Bina said...

Holy shucking fit, it's the Long Man of Wilmington...or is it the Uffington Horse? Whatever it is, it's fuckin' HUGE, man. Dang those ancient peoples, always leaving surprises and mysteries for stoopid ol' whitey to figure out...

ceti said...

The crazed look on that cartoon guy's face is priceless.